Okay, so it was yesterday, but... I actually did, you know! I felt like.... A goddamn superhero!
I went to D&D, rolled five 20's in a row.
I also stopped a bus with a pelvic thrust. That's right. Let's set the scene:
It's late afternoon and there's a light rain falling. A solitary dinosaur stands at a bus stop. The bus, large and green, comes into sight, moving quickly; too quickly for any regular dinosaur to stop it.
You see her wave frantically, and the bus shows no sign of stopping. The driver isn't even looking her way.
Suddenly, the dinosaur thrusts her pelvis towards the bus; perhaps she was an Elvis fan, or maybe some secret power that only works with particularly rude gestures.
Whatever the case, the bus swerves into the stop, and the dinosaur clambers on.
The driver says "Sorry, didn't see you there. I just happened to look over at the stop at the last second, and there you were."
The dinosaur smiles, nods, and sits down. She knows what really happened.
So, great story huh? I know. I'm amazing.
As a conclusion to this, the first post of my new blog, I shall merely state that I am into everything to do with receiving ham.
Good night, and good luck!
